Chain letter

Okay, here's what you're supposed to do...and DON'T spoil the fun. Do it. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends.   1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? In a correctional institution in Baltimore, down to the basement, past the armed guards, plate glass window, you can't miss it. 2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Sadly Doctor Chilton has confiscated my books. Punishment, you see, for Miggs. I have my memory palace though. 3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A Caravaggio from the Uffizzi collection. 4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Operation. 5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? An agreeable French publication called Bon Appetit. 6a. FAVORITE SMELLS You use Evian skin cream. And on some days, you wear L'air du Temps, but not today. 6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Certainly not your c**t, Clarice. 7. FAVORITE SOUND? A Louis XII harpsichord, playing a piece of my own composing. 8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Confinement. 9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ? Doctor Chilton does enjoy his petty torments. 10. FAVORITE COLORS Vermillion, and the unmistakeable hue of a tuscan sunrise. 11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE I call others, they do not call me. In any case, I prefer to correspond via manuscript. 12. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? I think that Clarice would be appropriate. 13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Good taste and good manners. Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me. 14. FAVORITE FOODS? Sweetbreads. 15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA Vanilla. From Vera dal 1926, Florence. 16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? A 1961 Bentley Continental will suffice for speed. 17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No. A friend of mine had a pet lamb, briefly. 18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Magnificent. 19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A Lincoln Continental. It belonged to Benjamin Raspail, a former patient of mine. 20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? It would be quite something to see Mason Verger again. 21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? A 1921 Dom Perignon. Lightly chilled. 22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Astrology is an inexact science. 23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI Yes, lightly blanched. 24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? I am quite comfortable as a practicing psychiatrist. 25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR I would be forced to, as a means of disguise. 26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE Love is a mere chemical imbalance, though I treasure it greatly. 27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You try to dissect me with this blunt little tool? Do not test me. I remember a census taker... 28. FAVORITE MOVIES I have always enjoyed The Bicycle Thieves, and most of the neorealist movement. 29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes, all eleven of them. 30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? A ballpoint pen stolen from Doctor Chilton in an unadvised off-guard moment. 31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 13. 32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? The Palio. 33. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND Multiple Miggs, in the next cell.